Who is Christchurch's 'Most Likely to wake up in a Strange Bed'? Who is the Garden City's 'Most Inebriate Lush'? And which of their 'Speed Queens' is always the fastest to new trade?
All these questions and more will be answered on Friday 16 May, at Cruz nightclub's inaugural awards ceremony.
In a night of laughs to be MCed by TV One's Good Morning host Steve Gray and 'Trannie Granny' Jacquie Grant, each category's award winners will earn themselves trophy prizes and a Dinner-for-two voucher to the value of $130 at Mu Premium Steakhouse.
The night will also feature the encore return of Wellington drag favourite Pollyfilla.
Other categories include the fresh-faced 'Teen Queen' - and the 'Cruz Sex God' and 'Goddess'. Nomination forms are now available over the bar at Cruz, says organiser Bruce Williamson.
Cruz's awards ceremony is planned for the same night as the Mr and Ms Pride 2008 event at Miss Mole's Flamingo Bar as part of Christchurch Pride Week, which features guest judge Mr Chch Pride 2007 Brad Mannering, and two of the NZ AIDS Foundation's Safe Sex Poster Boys.